101 south is a parking lot
85’s nice if you duck the shots
17 sucks, sand trucks galore
The hook looks worse than two dollar whore
Highway 1 goes right by Moe’s
I know they open @ four on the nose

Don’t think I’ll be getting my 30 day pin
It’s hard to stay dry when you’re living in sin
Looks like I picked a bad day to begin
To stop drinking again
Stop drinking again

My best friend’s girlfriend’s brother’s wife
Don’t know how she wound up spending the night
Don’t recall being cast as a soap opera star
This shit just happens, par for the bar

Don’t think I’ll be getting my 30 day pin
It’s hard to stay dry when you’re living in sin
Looks like I picked a bad day to begin
To stop drinking again
Stop drinking again

Well shoot, crossdammit.                      Hey! Watch the language
Don’t even know how to assess the damage
Should I start running fast and far?
Hey just pour me a cold one in a big mason jar.

Don’t think I’ll be getting my 7 day pin
It’s hard to stay dry when you’re living in sin
Looks like I picked a bad day to begin
To stop drinking again
Stop drinking again